In this era of high unemployment, job uncertainty, and economic collapse, what if I could offer you a fantastic part time job with a guaranteed high paycheck.
A part time job paying over two thousand dollars a week. It comes with a 75 plus thousand dollar yearly expense account.
But wait, there’s more! The job comes with full Cadillac health care benefits and full pension benefits- if you stay on for awhile.
You only have to work about two days a week, and then for only a few hours a day. You may not even have to show up at all. A few rarely do! What would you do if I could offer you such a job? How much would you spend to get and keep a part time job like this?
What if I told you there are very few requirements or qualifications for this job? You do not even have to be literate! You could have someone else do all the paper work! High income, expense account, benefits, and its part time! You could run a business, a profession, or keep your present job. Or, just kick back, work a few hours a week, and live the life of Riley.
Listen, this is not some scam- assembling products at home or stuffing envelopes. It is not MLM or any of that stuff. There are no products to sell. You only need one ability- be able to make friends and influence people. That’s it!
But hold on to your hats. Here is the real kicker. This job comes with power. Real power! You can use this job to change your life forever. People will come to you for help. They will seek your advice. They will even pay you for your help! They will see to it that you keep this job as long as you want! Everyone will want to be your friend! You just have to do what you are told!
People laughed when I said such a job existed. When I showed them the proof, they were stunned. They could not believe such an incredible opportunity existed in Chicago. Now, they are lining up to grab one of these fabulous jobs.
For many years, these jobs were only available to a group of secret insiders. Now, anyone can apply! Look, there are only fifty of these positions available, so you have to act fast. You have to act now!
There is some hard work involved in getting this dream job, but it is well worth it in the end. Two thousand smackeroos a week for a few hours work! Expense account and benefits! Where else can you earn a high guaranteed salary with so little responsibility?
What is this miracle job? Where does one apply to get this fabulous opportunity- this opportunity of a life time?
The City of Chicago is looking to fill the position of Alderman. File your application at the Chicago Board of Elections. But hurry. Time is wasting. You only have until November 22. Act now. By next year, you can making two thousand dollars a week for doing very little work.
Look folks, you don’t need qualifications to be an Alderman. There are some experienced people who will tell you what to do, how to do it and when to do it. If you can just take orders and direction, you will have very little work to do. You just may have to show up once in a while! How great is that!
Please, do not let this opportunity slip away. Act now.
Applicants must reside in the city of Chicago, and have lived in there for one year. Applicants must be a US Citizen. Convicted felons are prohibited.